
EMPLOYEE
DISPOSAL
PROGRAM




EMPLOYEE DISPOSAL PROGRAM
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You're F-F-FIRED
EMPLOYEE DISPOSAL PROGRAM
A simple, fast-paced, and hilariously brutal, party game for anyone who's ever suffered through office politics, pointless meetings, or nightmarish coworkers.








You're H-H-HIRED
No Wait... You're F-F-FIRED
ATTACKING
Attack other fellow employees by weaponising painfully relatable office stereotypes and soul-crushing frustrations straight from your office. (Nothing fosters workplace synergy more than micromanagement).
Each attack removes one Sanity Card from your valued colleagues.
DEFENDING
“Use this space to share a testimonial quote about the business, its products or its services. Insert a quote from a real customer or client here to build trust and win over site visitors.”
ABILITIES
“Use this space to share a testimonial quote about the business, its products or its services. Insert a quote from a real customer or client here to build trust and win over site visitors.”
Volunteer for Corporate Glory
You're D-D-DISPOSED
ORIGINS OF THE EMPLOYEE DISPOSAL PROGRAM
The idea for Employee Disposal Program wasn't hatched in a slick boardroom, it was born in the trenches of a corporate office. Six years ago, I went from a carefree student to overwhelmed intern, thrown headfirst into a world of micromanagers, soul-crushing (yet pointless) meetings, and office politics so surreal, they deserved their own reality show. (I'm sure you've been there too).
As I started listing these absurdly annoying office habits, something amazing happened. Friends, coworkers, even that one quiet guy from accounting – we all had nearly identical stories. It was like stumbling into the world's most relatable (and hilarious) group therapy session. And so, Employee Disposal Program was born, a card game designed to let you laugh, vent, and share your wildest workplace horror stories with coworkers who get it.
The Game Contains:
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25 Attack Cards (Corporate Horrors)
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20 Defense Cards (Workplace Excuses)
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20 Ability Cards (Office Chaos)
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10 Sanity Cards (Thin Paychecks)




